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Various plane models ranked by death count per million flights. The columns are [Rank] [Model] [Total flights (in 10,000s)] [Death count] [Deaths per million flights] [Airlines that use model]. Data source: Todd Curtis' analysis report on airline safety, 1970 thru Feb 1999.	Global comparison of airline safety, ranked by death count per million flights. The columns are [Rank] [Airline] [Total flight count (in 10,000s)] [Death count] [Deaths per million flights]. Data source: Todd Curtis' analysis report on airline safety, 1970 thru Feb 1999.	Miss, he's under arrest! Would you like to charge him for harrassment or robbery?
"The fastest and most efficient birth control in human history."	This is your final warning! No more rats in the fridge!	Idiot! Told you to find someone to guard the door; what kind of "crap" is that!
Damn it! Told you to put up your hands, not turn around...	Have a glass, John! The milk at my place is the freshest...	Fatso! I gotta tell you, I have the upper hand in this duel!...
He attempted to rape me! And rob me, too... He attemped to harrass me! Then rob me... Alright! He robbed me and bolted!